Only Good Techno Lyrics
These lyrics are too funny not to post up here. It’s taken from a techno song that is best when sung on the highway at the top of your voice… give it a shot!
“It’s 4AM I took you home, drunk as hell and I want to bone
Shirt off, bra off, what you gonna do?
Better move quick before I puke
If you can’t perform I’ll go back to the club,
don’t waste my time when I want to fuck
Screw me at night and screw me in the morning,
I’m a sex addict like ‘Me so horny!’
Lick me up and lick me down, show a good girl what it’s all about
Let’s do things I’ve never done, and if you’re lucky I will ccum
Is it in yet? I don’t feel anything
Champagne, roses, diamonds pearls, I am not that kind of girl
I need it raw and I need it now, punk-rock sex I’ll show you how
Bouncy mattress, sex theatrics, dirty porn flicks, hard and fast dicks
Video camera, like Tom and Pamela, dirty panties, Sid and Nancy
I’ve got the spins lets hit the sins, safety pins and deadly sins
Don’t know your name but bring the pain, whips and chains lets go insane
Are you still hard? Do you need viagra? That’s not my….
*giggle*
That’s my belly button, genius!”
— John B, “Take Me Home”
