June 2009
24 posts
I can appreciate all sorts of experiences… even sunburns. My back is tingly and warm, yet it feels cool because I haven’t had a sunburn in a long time.
WM: Oh I erase daily
RM: Dolphins are so arrogant.
DC Metro Crash →
I’ve ridden the DC Metro for ages and I’ve always thought it was the best
subway system I’ve ever had the pleasure to ride.
Now That's What I Call...
Dude in stall next to me just let loose so hard that all the change in his pocket exploded.
Climbing shoes are like condoms.
Nobody wants to wear them, but they have to.
It feels amazing when you take them off!
Infinite
Your cry lands into my outstretched hands,
Fluttering and pulsing with amber light,
Sickly-looking and pale.
I breathed onto it,
Watched the surface ripple.
Your face appeared
Sinking beneath the waves.
My cry lands into your outstretched hands,
Filled with sapphire light!
Your teardrop lands on the surface,
Circles, concentric, ebb and flow.
My face alights
And disappears.
Your cry...
Woman running by: ...Do you want to go to the carnival or not?...
Girl 1: I love you, sweetie, but you're crazier than a mule on a ferris wheel.
Girl 2: Poor mule. He doesn't know how he got up there, but he's sure as hell gonna bite the first person who tries to get him down.
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I Just Fucking Said That
(703): fucking a dude
(703): i mean: fucking a, dude
(703): wow, that comma made all the difference there
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Punctuation Fail
RM: fucking a man
RM: fucking a, man
RM: commas, they're important
Scent on the Wind
Silken whispers drew me thus,
Solace in your hair, unbound.
Aching with misspent dreams
Of you. In my arms, you spent
Quiet night, vanished with the Sun.
I cast around with moonlit net,
Search for you once more,
Sigh to catch your scent
Upon the wind’s caress,
Whose failing cry echoes on,
Ever and again… l’amour.
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Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
(817): Midnight walks are trippy
(1-817): I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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