February 2009
12 posts
“Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted “I want to fuck your...”
– Fmylife.com
“Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He...”
– Fmylife.com
WatchPowerThirst Ad 2: “When God gives you lemons, find a new God.”
Rock, Paper, Scissors: 25 Choice Variant →
KO: yes but filmed by cats
Fuck My Life →
A collection of stories that all end in FML.
Rock of Gibraltar
The rock of Gibraltar killed Snoopy in the 30’s. The extent of their cover up is astounding. Every year on the eve of Snoopy’s death, senior executives draw straws to see who gets to wear the Snoopy suit for the following year. They’re told that their predecessor was given a hefty retirement package. At the end of their year, they are horrified to find that they’ve just...
Changes to FICO Score Calculation →
Seventy-Two Words →
Short stories, 72 words long.
Printer Uses Coffee Grounds for Ink →