October 2009
22 posts
1 tag
Intercollegiate Quidditch World Cup →
Fuck yes!
World's Tallest Treehouse Built From Reclaimed... →
“I call the room in the west wing, on the third floor, second corridor, next to the portrait of the leaping knight!”
“Stupidhead!”
Lullabelly →
Anything that gets strapped to your stomach and blasted into the unborn fetus you’re carrying is a bit off.
“Today my cat’s claw got stuck to the blanket she was laying on. She was...”
– My Life is Average
1 tag
1 tag
The Euphemismator →
“When no one was looking, she was pleasuring the Pocahontas.”