August 2008
34 posts
July 2008
34 posts
Beatrix Potter: Jemima Puddle-Duck's Babies Die! →
“Rattlesnakes don’t commit suicide.”
Mygazines.com →
Free full-length magazines. The interface is clean and doesn’t get in the way of reading the magazine. This is useful considering there’s only ever 10 pages of a magazine that are worth the price.
Mug o' Chocolate Cake →
A chocolate cake recipe you can make in your coffee mug.
Autumn Longing (Again)
I posted this last year (I’ve had this blog for over a year… amazing!) and it’s not less true now than then. “Autumn courses through my bones. It’s coming. I feel it. I dream about it. When I gaze longingly out the window, it greets me with feints and smiles.
But it is not here. Not yet. Not now.
They make DDR for my cell phone. How wrong is that? The fact that...
Chapstick Can't Power My FM Transmitter
The best of us dwell in possibility at all times. There is nothing else. As I walk outside in the rain, each strike of lightning breeds possibility. Each nut thrown by vagrant squirrel breeds possibility. Each shifty eye lurking around a window blind breeds possibility.
This is not to say we breed potential. Only the very fewest of us have potential, and it is a curse more than not.
Today I...
NyQuil Coma Story
I have been having a lot of difficulty sleeping lately, so I took some NyQuil last night to try to help things out. This is what came out of that little experiment:
“I was coming home from somewhere upstate Jersey and came down to a mangled version of the Parkway, where the speed limit was 45, the roadway was always in the middle of deep woods, with no civilization around out, and the toll...
JJ (to JJu): You want to create a workbook. Where do workbooks come from?
RM (to PTW in next cube) [rough summary]: Well, when a mommy Excel object and a daddy macro love each other very much, their threads become attached and they spawn child processes...
RM: That's FUBARred so bad, my arms hurt.
LY: Any objection to it? No, you don't, because you have already voted, so shut up!
LY: Dave, you killed my machine! You killed my computer! You hate me!
DH: That may be true, but it has nothing to do with your computer.
LY: You all flunked on the work, but you pass on your spirit.
LY: After we discuss, you'll know that PTS is lousy too, just as lousy as ALFA.
BF: Why are zombies always slow?
JC: I don't know, but they're everywhere and they're after me!!
Guy #1: What, you think he's a moron because he didn't go to grad school?
Guy #2: No, he's a moron because he lost an argument with my cat.
“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people...”
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what...”
BF: well, i figure, i had beer, then jello shots, beer, then jellos shots, then beer, then jellos shots.
BF: either way that saying goes, i fucked up twice
BF: lol
RM: haha
