July 2008
34 posts
June 2008
23 posts
WatchMud puddles… some are deeper than others.
Student #1: Mr S., you have a big wenis.
Teacher: What!?
Student #1: "Wenis" is the extra skin at the back of your elbow.
(teacher grabs forearm)
Student #2: No, straighten your arm and grab the extra skin. If you pinch your wenis really hard it doesn't hurt! Try it, pinch your wenis, Mr S.
Professor: And this means that... [Looks at two students in the second row wearing striped shirts.] I just noticed that you two are matching! Wow! Anyway, this means that... [Sees another student farther back.] You too! [Stands back, eyes class suspiciously.] That's almost too much of a coincidence.
Guy, aggressively: I'll sparkle you!
certainly vista sucks and I never upgraded, but really, does mac really need to poke at pc in every commercial?
that's like kid with one leg making fun of a kid with one arm
I'm guessing that they just took their 2,147,483,648th order.
long int is long
LM: I was walking and this man, he smelled... really good! And I wanted to follow him and sit by him so I could smell him!
PTW: I should be exploring the depths of hell, as expressed through ALFA's AIN file format.
PTW: Oh my, that's a big package!
RM: Curly hair is so strange... because it curls!
PTW: What's another word for shovel?
LM: ...Pail?
RM: His mouse is as close to a rock as you can get! It's a rock with a power cord!