May 2008
17 posts
Queer: That guy sooo just checked you out.
Hot chick: Should I go over there and ask to sit on his face?
Queer: Bianca.
Hot chick: What? I'm horny!
Queer: Me, too, now that I think of it.
May 27th
Cashier: You have $3.99 in late fees for No Country for Old Men. Would you like to pay that today?
Customer: I didn't rent that.
Cashier: You handed it to me when you walked in, sir.
May 27th
May 26th
Fizz Cup →
It’s a plastic cup you fill with ice cream and screw onto any normal soda bottle.  You squeeze the soda into the cup and it makes a float.  A perfect solution to a nonexistant problem.  I love technology!
May 25th
WatchWatch
Katy Perry - “I Kissed a Girl” 
May 25th
“On the one hand, vegetarianism is healthy and humane. On the other hand, bacon.”
– John Gruber (via patlutz)
May 25th
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May 20th
May 20th
Sis: Omg it smells like dirty asshole out here
May 18th
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May 11th
my friends asked me out to a club last night
and i said ill go if they are going to play good music
they were like yeah its trance night so i was like ok sweet
and it was gay music?
we walk in there and it was 80's night and Rick Astley was playing
i got fucking rick rolled!
May 11th
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May 9th
Guitar Hero For DS →
May 9th
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