April 2008
27 posts
Student: So how can we use this information to our advantage?
Professor: Well, if you were ever going to kill someone you would want to bury them in wet ground.
Student: Like a swamp?
Professor, with evil grin: A swamp would be ideal.
“Hey, you wanna see my driving tiara?”
– LJS
“Look at the duck! Look at it!!”
– LM
“It’s not just step-by-step, it’s like BLAM! Knowledge on a page!”
– JC
Creative Zen Stone Plus w/ Speaker →
I still have the original Zen Stone lying around somewhere. 1GB of glory, and a testament to my overzealous spending habits.
Otep - Crooked Spoons
“Take me down Where the baptized drown So they say (Surface Dweller, Shallow Swimmer) Let’s lick my wounds… So they say I killed a man So they say I took his head So they say he was a scourge And all the world are his children The best thing They ever did In this life Was let me live Digging swiftly out of Hell Madness helps me save myself Crooked spoons on every wall...
Watch Kid jumps over station wagon, Kobe Bryant-style.
“A poem can act as a spell & vice versa—but sorcery refuses to be a metaphor for mere literature—it insists that symbols must cause events as well as private epiphanies. It is not a critique but a re-making. It rejects all eschatology & metaphysics of removal, all bleary nostalgia & strident futurismo, in favor of a paroxysm or seizure of presence. Incense &...
(21: 38:48) strfireblue: 700 FTW!
(21: 39:12) Blue Fiery Death: minimum doing the minimum!
(21: 39:28) Blue Fiery Death: there was supposed to be a period
(21: 39:54) strfireblue: I guess the sentence is pregnant, then.
(21: 40:00) strfireblue: are you the daddy?
(21: 40:03) strfireblue: or is AIM the daddy?
(21: 40:07) strfireblue: that's a good question.
(21: 40:12) strfireblue: a goooood question, indeed.
(21: 40:29) Blue Fiery Death: you disturb me
(21: 40:35) strfireblue: ...yay!
The New Look of Working
I like to think I work hard… and I’m usually in anyone else’s cube but mine! cubicle17: I’ve heard some ridiculous chatter around the office recently about how some people “obviously aren’t working because they don’t spend enough time at their desks”. While it may have been true in the past that employees were working only when they were sitting in their desks with their heads...
"Why I Let My 9-Year-Old Ride the Subway Alone" →
An article about how overprotective parents are turning future generations into codependent ninnies who can’t wipe their own asses.
