August 2007
84 posts
Lolcats of Death! →
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July 2007
116 posts
Rediscovering An Excellent Song
“Moon hangs around A blade over my head Reminds me what to do before I’m dead Night consumes light And all I dread Reminds me what to do before I’m dead The sun reclines Eats my mind Reminds me what to leave behind Light eats night And all I never said Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To see you To touch you Epochs fly, reminds me What I...
Silly Bush... →
“This is not the time to hand even more power to an administration that has permitted the wholesale abuse of civil liberties; has denied the legislative branch’s constitutionally mandated oversight role and refused to hold the attorney general accountable for a series of conflicting claims that defy logic, the law and common sense.”
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Photo: The Cobb I →
B&W photo of waves thrown against a jetty.
you still cant say anything with certainty though
since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
Phase 1, birth
Phase 2, ???
Phase 3, Prophet
Mom: So, you're gay, right?
Son: No, Mom, I'm not gay.
Mom: Yes, you are. I've seen your clothes.
Son: All the guys wear these.
Mom: All the gay ones, maybe.
Son: Go away.
Mom: If you were straight, you wouldn't have cried so much after you were pushed out of my vagina.
Son: Actually, I think that proves my straightness. No straight guy could look at your cunt and not cry.
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DIY N64 Rumble Pak Tattoo Gun →
Images Only Viewable Through Digital Camera →
“What action have I performed upon you?”
– Perplexed LY (in reference to the Copying Files dialog box on screen)
“A hospital party… it’s a grab bag of diseases!”
– BF
Girl on cell: Guess what? I got to be the big yellow cat again yesterday!
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Oscar the Cat Predicts Death →
“Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don’t know he’s there, so patients aren’t aware he’s a harbinger of death.”
Stripped Rights →
Didn’t read it all… got distracted…yeah…see above.
I Want Fall
Sweet scent of wicked October Come to steal me away With her chill smile.
“What if we put everything in Wing-Dings? Is that a control?”
– MK
“If we write everything in lemon-scented, yellow fluorescent marker that is...”
– Me
“So… if we make the process really complicated, then the auditors...”
– LY
MOO Cards For The Masses! →
America's Caffeine Addiction Keeps Growing →
…hooray!
Ontological Anarchy
“Pick someone at random & convince them they’re the heir to an enormous, useless & amazing fortune—say 5000 square miles of Antarctica, or an aging circus elephant, or an orphanage in Bombay, or a collection of alchemical mss. Later they will come to realize that for a few moments they believed in something extraordinary, & will perhaps be driven as a result to seek...
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“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs...”
– George W. Bush
Girlfriend: Great! My boyfriend doesn't even know my last name.
Boyfriend: No, I do! It's just...
“I miss my donkey.”
– Clerks 2
The Ultimate In Class: The Moo Moo Mixer →
Zen Stone Plus! →
Grrr… my technolust has fucked me over again! This one is 2GB, has a small screen, FM tuner, and is $70 as opposed to the original $40. *sigh*
“Seeing White Castle fleece pullovers online are making me desperately crave Fall...”
– Me
Star Trek vs Firefly
Taken from : http://www.bitchslapp.com/viewtopic.php?t=285 5. Rule by committee. Here’s the difference between Star Trek and the best SF show on TV last year: Star Trek: Picard: “Arm photon torpedoes!” Riker: “Captain! Are you sure that’s wise?” Troi: “Captain! I’m picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that...
Cube dweller: Zebrafish! Liquid nitrogen!
Trucks Go Vrooooom!
Fruity metro guy: My truck makes this crazy noise whenever I brake.
Mechanic: What's the make of your truck, son?
Fruity metro guy: White.
Mechanic: No, son, the make.
Fruity metro guy: Truck.
Mechanic: The make, son, the make.
Fruity metro guy: 1997. There, I've just told you everything I know about my truck.
Mechanic: Who made your truck? Ford? Nissan?
Fruity metro guy: Oh, you mean the brand. It's Ford.
Mechanic: A truck ain't a pair of jeans, son.
Woman's Feet Chemical Burned From Flip-flops →
Bush Has Done It Again →
Today's Only Exhausted Contribution
Dude: What are some words that rhyme with 'chicken'?
Chick: Frickin', lickin', hair.
Dude: 'Hair' doesn't rhyme with 'chicken'!
Chick: Yeah, it does -- chicken, hair; chicken, hair.
Dude: Yeah, I guess it kind of does.
Night Time Photo →
“I always believed that you put the pencil in the pencil sharpener and it grinds...”
– VF
Hobo leaning over and talking to squirrels: Why are you a squirrel?! Why?!
NJ Transit conductor: We're on the train goin' to Dovah. This is a late-night train for the drunk college kids. If you miss your stop, that sucks -- we ain't goin' back. In Dovah, it's ovah.