June 2007
79 posts
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May 2007
58 posts
May 29th
Good Old Days of Ads →
May 28th
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WatchWatch
May 22nd
“Brushing your teeth then shitting before you take a shower… afterwards,...”
– Me
May 19th
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May 19th
Game Endorsements We Don't Want To See →
May 19th
WatchWatch
May 18th
May 18th
“Some people have told me they don’t think a fat penguin really embodies...”
– Linus Torvalds
May 17th
oh my god
my daughter has been missing for a whole week now
i'm so scared, i don't know what to do
my daughter isn't missing
that makes me a better parent right?
i'm pretty sure it does
May 17th
I have found an awesome reason to become emo
You can celebrate all those days you weren't born instead of that one day you were
May 17th
WatchWatch
Flashlight Mod
May 17th
WatchWatch
May 17th
May 17th
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
May 16th
Stupid Questions
Taken from “Job Interview 2.0: Now With Riddles”  One reader shared with me the story of his brainteaser interview. During a screening interview, I was asked how I would design a bike fit for someone visually impaired. I responded something to the effect of, “What, like, for blind people?”, and she answered yes. I thought for a moment and then I responded, “Well.....
May 16th
May 16th
How can i know what a $rand number is gonna be
...Thats gotta be the fuckin stupidest thing i've heard all day
May 16th
if you get glitter on you, be prepared to have it on you forever.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
May 16th
BibMe: A Bibliography Generator →
I’ll never need to use one of these ever again, but I still think they’re cool.  Give it the ISBN’s, or search by author/title/etc. and it will generate the Works Cited page for you in MLA, APA, or Chicago style.
May 15th
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May 13th
Homeless Wizard
We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
May 12th
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May 10th
“I opened up a yogurt, and underneath the lid it said “please try...”
– Mitch Hedberg
May 10th
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May 9th
“I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
– You Know It
May 9th
May 8th
Spiderman
spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can
clings to walls, licks his balls
but not at the same time or else he faaaaalls!
May 8th
“They ride ostriches!  What more can you ask for?”
May 8th
May 7th
Koji's Bot
KoldKortex: BOT: That means...
StrFireBlue: ...
KoldKortex: BOT: And?
StrFireBlue: ...
KoldKortex: BOT: Yay.
May 7th
Turf
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
May 7th
Hobbies
May 7th
Cyanide and Happiness
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
May 7th
Talking Cat
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May 6th