December 2007
46 posts
Skinny girl pwned by Desert Eagle
Seen on a moving truck:
Seen on a moving truck: “Large enough to move you, Small enough to know you!”
Obligatory Xmas Post
Merry Christmas!
A BOAT, beneath a sunny sky Lingering onward dreamily In an evening of July— Children three that nestle near, Eager eye and willing ear, Pleased a simple tale to hear— Long has paled...
Dad, sternly: Do you have money? [Three-year-old looks at him, almost in tears, and barely shakes his head.] If you don't have money, how are we going to get McDonald's?
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
Books Read On Kindle
1. Terry Brooks - Armageddon’s Children 2. Terry Brooks - The Elves of Cintra 3. Orson Scott Card - Ender’s Game (rereading while converting over older books)
Site Problems
I’m having problems with my new domain, so the site may be up and down frequently until I figure out what the hell is going wrong. Apprently I can’t see the site, but a lot of people still can. So, if it’s suddenly down, you know why.
Amazon Kindle Review
I love it. I won’t hear anything bad against it! It’s the greatest thing in the universe! OK, so it does have some flaws, but I consider them so minor that I’m giving it a resounding 4.99/5.00 stars. The electronic ink is ridiculously crisp. Comparing the text to the print of a paperback, you can’t tell the difference. It’s fucking amazing. I have the font set to...
I Can Has a Domain Name?
This blog now redirects to www.strfireblue.com. No need to update your bookmarks or links, as strfireblue.tumblr.com will redirect here as well. Unfortunately, because Disqus relies on the Permalink to each page to host the comments, all the comments are not visible. They aren’t lost, I still have access to them, but the Permalink is now different (strfireblue.tumblr.com/etc to...
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies →
The “Bacon” lets you know its delicious!
Oh My God... Shoes! →
Naked guy with cock ring and whip: So, what are we doing later this evening?
Boyfriend with nipple rings, dog collar, padlock, and leash: We're going to my parents' for dinner, remember?
Naked guy: Oh, right. Your dad asked me to help him with the aquarium.
Boyfriend, looking at huge dildos: And I want to help my mom finish the quilt she's working on. And we should mulch the rose garden while we're there, too.
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh...
Boss: What's the planned date of completion?
Worker: ... May?
Boss: Hope you've done a risk analysis.
Cool Library Parking Deck Art →