December 2007
46 posts
Really? I'd Be a Pack of Pop-Tarts
LM: lol. you crack me up. if i come back in another life i want to be a sparkle.
November 2007
86 posts
Perlious Half Mile Zipline Ride! →
I thought I had posted this… guess not. These children must ride a 1 minute, treacherous ride on a zipline to get to and from school/town every day.
Cashier, handing customer a receipt: And here's a memento of our time together.
“had been swept into the corners gave out a smell of planed wood, a smell”
– Myspace Advertisement for Fling.com
ljs (bouncing): get ur finger
ljs (bouncing): get ur finger out of my hole please!
WatchI’ll try it.
strfireblue: if it's $1800, it better be driving me to work or giving me sexual pleasure.
Amazon's Kindle →
Amazon has released their brand new ebook reader. It has a free, EVDO wireless connection that will let you buy and download a book anywhere you are and read it 60 seconds later. It’s an overpriced $400, it’s hideously ugly… …I want one so badly!
To Try: Guinness Chicken →
It’s chicken… marinated in Guinness… I should be able to pull this off…
Blue Rangers jersey: Hey, how come you've never brought your girlfriend to a game?
White Rangers jersey: Are you kidding me? Never again. The last time I brought her, the Rangers got their asses kicked and my wife saw her on TV.
Nerdy hipster to friends: You want nerdy? You know what I did today? I worked on this robot helmet I'm making on my floor. Yep, a robot helmet complete with LED lights -- for my girlfriend. See? That's love right there.
Girlfriend, explaining: I told him we could have butt sex.
Nerdy hipster, emphatically: But not until I finish the helmet!
RM: Oh man, what does the tattoo look like after that many years?
LM: Well she's actually dead...
gonna go to the store when it opens and buy some caffiene/caffeine
caffeine.
i before e except in a lot of words
or you could just know how to spell words and not require stupid rules
exactly
i dont think ive spelled that word much
and i keep running into words that ARENT I before E
like weird, atheist, broom
broom?
1 tag
RM: I'm going to go over there and like, squish his head!
LM: Isn't that what they do to babies?
“Get in the kitchen and make me some DLLs!”
– Me
Dijkstra's Algorithm →
Inside joke.
Girl: I'll have a dozen bagels.
Bagel guy: I can't pass up on this opportunity. I have to tell you that you're really cute.
Girl: [Blushes.]
Bagel guy: Do you know what the difference between cute and not cute is?
Girl: ... Nooo, what?
Bagel guy: Three bagels. [Hands girl 15 bagels.]